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New tattoos! Hope he shows them live when he gets back to NYC
Tea is good in general. There are so many different kinds, blends, and mixtures, it’s hard to pick a favorite but that tea pot is what is catching my eye.
My boss was giving out hats to her helpers, and by popular demand, I got…. Should I be offended or is this a compliment?
Jesus in My Pants
Dedicated to a certain someone. -_-
By: Shkoofi
~I have a little Jesus that lives inside my pants.
~You wouldn’t know it by just giving me a glance.
~He didn’t bless my bottom so I gave them to my mom
~ Made her pee in my pants and the Jesus now is gone.
Best safe sex commercial ever, leave it to the French!


