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New tattoos! Hope he shows them live when he gets back to NYC

New tattoos! Hope he shows them live when he gets back to NYC

Tea is good in general. There are so many different kinds, blends, and mixtures, it’s hard to pick a favorite but that tea pot is what is catching my eye.

Tea is good in general. There are so many different kinds, blends, and mixtures, it’s hard to pick a favorite but that tea pot is what is catching my eye.

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My boss was giving out hats to her helpers, and by popular demand, I got…. Should I be offended or is this a compliment?

My boss was giving out hats to her helpers, and by popular demand, I got…. Should I be offended or is this a compliment?

Jesus in My Pants

Dedicated to a certain someone. -_-
By: Shkoofi

~I have a little Jesus that lives inside my pants.
~You wouldn’t know it by just giving me a glance.
~He didn’t bless my bottom so I gave them to my mom
~ Made her pee in my pants and the Jesus now is gone.

Just got my plans for Halloween!!!

Just got my plans for Halloween!!!

Best safe sex commercial ever, leave it to the French!